With the prevalent role of media-cracy in the war on Islam, we are overfed with bombastic terminology describing the resistance to the Western aggression against Islam. And as you might have observed with your own eyes, an overfed person will eventually become indifferent to some dishes and develop a more passionate desire for the more exquisite cuisine.

The haute-chef's of the great global McMedia franchisement keep surprising us, the consumers of their fastfood with their artistic ingenuity of developing the most colorful ensembles of ingredients perfectly digestible by the regular costumers of whom the whole digestion system have evolved and adapted itself to the main and regular ingredients characteristic to the McMedia assortment of products. Hence, they can cook up practically anything as they desire, because their product of creativity will be received with great enthusiasm and eventually digested smoothly by the masses. Just like all of their previous blockbuster products.

We heard of Al Qaeda, Taliban-terrorists, Islamists, Islamo-fascists, Islamic terrorists, Radical Islamists, Anti-coalition militia, insurgents, suicide-bombers, Islamic extremists, terrorists, war-mongers, Muslim terrorists, Islamic nihilists and many other colorful names frequently served in our daily portion of junk food served by McMedia.

Recently, an addition to the regular menu have caught my attention, which is called an “Anti-Afghan” force or element. This particular dish consists of entirely different ingredients. Unlike the regular more popular dishes consisting of two major ingredients being Islam and terror, this particular dish is introduced with a rather odd ingredient.

It might be more or less of a puzzle for most consumers of McMedia junk food to decipher what exactly Anti-Afghan is. So let's take a closer look and examine this new ingredient extensively to get an impression of its qualities and flavor. In order to eventually understand what significance it has to the range of the ingredient we already know and have become adapted to. We must learn to appreciate the flavor of this new ingredient and simultaneously pave the way for our digestion system to adapt to it and digest it adequately.

Anti-Afghans comes in two varieties. Namely Force, and Element. If it is served as a Force, then it is usually equal to a main course. Meaning it is of significance. And It can serve a big purpose. However if it is served as an Element, then it is less significant. Hence, it may not serve a major purpose. Since it is more or less a side-dish or a desert.

Anti-Afghans main ingredient is Afghan. Which is a a product to which consumers have become accustomed to as a side-dish suitable with dishes such as Al Qaeda, Taliban-terrorists and Islamic terrorists. Afghan consists of deprivation of human rights, disregard to womens equiality and independence and burning of girl-schools. These ingredients serve as digestives for main ingredients such as Islam and terrorism.

Since Islam and Terrorism are products to which the consumers have been accustomed to. And to some extent, their significance, and customers might loose appetite for for these products since these products have been served for a long period of time. So therefore, McMedia have decided to shove Afghan to the forefront and present it as a main course, in ordain to keep their customers. The essence of ingredients such as deprivation of human rights, disregard to womens equality and independence and burning of girl-schools, are emphasized because their exquisite flavor and efficacy in digestion.

The consumers who have seen Anti-Afghan being served at their local McMedia establishment can now enjoy this wonderful product with all its qualities.

Bon apetit.

Sangar